No, Red, you aren't old.
But check out THIS guy!!
Isn't he just amazing?? He is about 4 feet tall. He was also at Old Home Supply... for THIRTY SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS! Yeah, so, clearly can't take HIM home. But of course I did my usual, "Eeek, sort of expensive... but I could MAKE that."
Now: must find a very large tree...